I have an article written by Richard Lederer about humorous typos which have appeared in print in various places. Here be the list: -"An in-debt discussion of the new tax laws is available by using the order blank in the tax return package or by calling 1-800-424-3676." -"Gordie Jefferson celebrated his birthday last week with a party for eight little fiends." -"A catafalque is a coffin draped in black crap." -"He received his graduate degree in unclear physics." -"And during the current fiscal year, Kinney plans to increase the number of uninformed sergeants by 14, making a total of 42." -"The commander had a firm but genital hold on his men." -"The conference's attitude was indicated by the almost total lack of applause after Mr. Wilson's 30-minute speech while Engineering Union leader Bryan Stanley was greeted with sustained crapping when he put the anti-common market case." -"Catholic nuns of the Mission of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, with a television success behind them and Mother Superior Carlotta at the guitar, are bidding here for fame and fortune in the pope charts." -"Enjoy our breathtaking view of the Atlantic Ocean which is eliminated by our special lighting at night." -"Playboy Enterprises estimates that removing ornamental pants from its offices will save $27,000 a year." -"It is said that there are more golf curses per square mile in North Carolina than anywhere else in the world." -"Busy lawyer seeks alert young woman to serve as deceptionist." -"Successful widower, aged 44, usual trappings, nonsmoker with varied interests, seeks affectionate female to shave the enjoyable things in life." -"Feeling tired and lustless?" -"Hot males delivered to your home in minutes." -"The welcoming reception for all delegates will begin at 8 p.m. Hors d'oeuvres and drinks will be served. Souses are welcome." -"She says she wants this store and all others selling pornography barred because such material is contrary to Judo-Christian values." -"Found: One white rabbi with brown ears. Found hopping down 3rd avenue." -In front of a Dearborn, Michigan church: "Millions long for immorality and don't know what to do on a rainy day." -"Throughout the day there will be hands-on craft sexhibits and entertainment at various locations around the State House." -"Happy Valley Kennel Club held their September meeting at Scuffey's Restaurant in Plattsburg. Several members exhibited their dongs at the Stanley Kennel Club A Match." -"Fed Up With High Heating Bills? Will McBain Complete Hating Specialists" -"FOR SALE: 8500 Pound Power Wench and a queen size waterbed." -"Jason Thompson, who had four RBIs in August, four in September and one homer since July 26, smashed a blast off a poet high in the upper deck for his grand slam." -"Senator George McGovern of South Dakota, also campaigning for the primary, appealed for the votes of blue-colored workers in Milwaukee." -"Alexander Hamilton was George Washington's closet companion." -"David Cone's one-hitter was all but overshadowed by his rookie teammate'shitting." -"He is a charismatic speaker and a major farce in politics." -"Texatron is to get 1,500,000 via the Northern Ireland Office to keep the textiles and carpet yarn factory open for another seven moths." -"The award, $5,000 and a plague, is presented each year to a scientist or engineer for scientific achievement and for contributions to the advancement of knowledge." -"Debris from the collapse of the Harbor Freeway bride caused a huge traffic jam about 10 miles south of downtown Los Angeles." -"From September 17. The Fabulous New Production of OKLAHOMO!" -"ON THIS DATE: In 1870 Ada H. Kepley of Effingham, Illinois, became America's first female." -"EXTERMINATING: We are trained to kill all pets." -"Porpoises converse in complicated patterns of whistles, clivkd,sdsvsn mimiu dpokra lsnushrd."