Posted in Odee- 5 Feb 2001 G_Scotland wrote: > Dear all, > > There's a great place on the Internet to get access to 450 reports > for free. To access them, please go to a new website called > instantbookstore.com. Instant Bookstore. Just add water. "Mom! The bookstore I sent away for just arrived in the mail!" "Well, put it in a bowl before you add water, dear." --The kid pours water on the freeze-dried bookstore, and...-- Inside the bookstore, the salespeople are busy wringing out their clothes. Everything is soaking wet. The books are all ruined. The manager sends everybody home while he stays to assess the disaster. But when they get outside, the people find the store ringed round by a smooth ceramic bowl which they cannot climb out of. And a giant child begins picking them up out of the bowl and plucking their arms off... Joel T.